| so it is a six month anniversary of my last update so i found it fitting to write to all my broken hearted fans who have been waiting to hear whats on my mind. first off i would like to know if anyone wants to buy some of my stuff, if your interested please let me know, I have an extensive list of things im getting rid of: garbage pail kids, all of my dead animals, some monster toys and action figures, some posters of bands/movies/tvshows, all of my old clothes that dont fit and my large anal bead collection. If your on the look out for any of the previously mentioned please let me know, and if your just reading this because you think im interesting you can |
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| happy blow up day!!!! i ate mcdonalds salad double cheesebuger and yogurt parfait and puked on some ones pool. and shot fireworks into my puke. it was awsome
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| does anyone like me? i dont care if you do or not, jsut dont touch my saggy teets every time i see you...............................j |
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| i have to go pooy in the bowl. did yo guys hear the one about the jew, the rabbi, and the angry gay?.........neither did i. |
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| theres an eyeball on my elbow and i cant seem to get it off, you laugh now but you wont when you leave. they never laugh when they are leaving. |
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